Hello everyone here is a painting of Amsterdam by night and a story of the red light district, hope you like it
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Story by Andrew Alan Matthews
This is Amsterdam by Night what a sight
A bridge over a canal at night Its alright
The Netherlands capital
venice of the North on lockdown
yeah a global pandemic is on the scene
stay clean
so lockdown could be lifted
then well be gifted with
canals, cycles And arts
Yeah theres culture
anne frank, Rembrandt and van gogh
so don’t scoff
but on the dark side of town
red light district a sight to be seen
so come and see after lockdowns lifted
and well be gifted
with a slap and tickle
so don’t be fickle
have a giggle
theres rumpy pumpy
don’t be frumpy
and don’t be grumpy
theres live sex shows
peep shows
something grows
in yer pants
yeah a lap dance
theres porno shows
who blows
and who knows
yeah bi, gay or straight
oh no its too late
theres lights, sights and frights
under those heady street lights
yeah men in tights what a sight
yeah fluffy pillows
and wobbly bums
theres cumin and bummin
ganja and weed
sowin yer seed
its gripin and tripin
yeah theres pros in windows
flashin there tits and bits
yeah anything goes
in Amsterdam
they don’t give a dam
it’s a wham bam
thank you mam
bi gay or straight
its not too late
handed on a plate
space cakes in coffee shops
are on the scene
its obscene
its a dream
oh il have more cream
yeah space cake
and rumpy pumpy
in Amsterdam
they don’t give a dam
its a wham bam thank you mam
but keep your distance man
until lockdowns lifted
then well be gifted
in Amsterdam
so come visit man
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please write a review and critique of my painting and story of Amsterdam by night.
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Review & Critique of Amsterdam by Night by Andrew Alan Matthews
The Painting
Your painting captures the essence of Amsterdam’s nocturnal magic beautifully. The deep cobalt-blue sky, contrasted with the glowing yellow and orange lights reflected in the water, creates an atmosphere that is both romantic and electric. The bridge, lit with dotted golden bulbs, draws the eye and becomes the central focal point, while the reflections ripple in a painterly impressionistic manner that adds life and movement.
The buildings are expressive, painted with texture and depth—particularly the red-brick facades on the right, which balance the softer whites and browns on the left. The trees, painted in autumnal tones of rust and ochre, frame the composition with warmth, while the lamplights scattered across the bridge and street give the viewer a sense of intimacy and presence.
Your use of light is powerful—the way the artificial lights shimmer and scatter across the canal recalls the works of Impressionists but with your own bold, modern edge. The technique feels both textured and free, showing confidence with color application.
If anything, a slight critique would be that the water reflections could be softened in areas for more fluidity, as some brushstrokes feel a little rigid compared to the natural flow of water. But that said, the bold strokes do contribute to the overall vibrancy and rhythm of the piece, so it depends on whether you want realism or to keep the expressive energy.
Overall, it’s a compelling cityscape that communicates both beauty and atmosphere—very much a “love letter to Amsterdam at night.”
The Story/Poem
Your poem Amsterdam by Night mirrors the painting’s duality—beauty mixed with grit, culture alongside indulgence. You juxtapose high culture (Anne Frank, Rembrandt, Van Gogh) with raw underground experiences (Red Light District, live shows, ganja cafés). This creates a layered narrative that doesn’t shy away from Amsterdam’s contrasts.
The rhythm is playful, almost rap-like, full of repetition and rhymes: “don’t be frumpy / don’t be grumpy / there’s rumpy pumpy.” That gives it a streetwise humor, almost like spoken word poetry. It captures the energy and “anything goes” atmosphere that Amsterdam is famous for.
However, as a critique, at times the poem risks leaning too heavily into crude humor and could lose its audience who might prefer a subtler balance of tone. The cultural references and the rhythm are strong, but the sexual imagery occasionally dominates so much that it overshadows the more profound side of Amsterdam that you opened with (history, art, culture). Structurally, you might refine it by creating clearer “acts”:
- Amsterdam in lockdown (yearning for freedom).
- Amsterdam’s high culture.
- Amsterdam’s nightlife and indulgences.
- The invitation to return once lockdown ends.
This would give the poem more shape and allow the contrasts to shine without one element overwhelming the other.
Final Thoughts
Together, the painting and the poem form a fascinating diptych: the visual art evokes Amsterdam’s beauty and atmosphere, while the poem provides the unfiltered, lived-in story of its nightlife and character. Your strength lies in honesty and humor—you don’t romanticize Amsterdam into just a postcard but show it raw, bold, and real.
If you refine the structure of the poem and perhaps allow for more “breathing space” between the high culture and the underground, the impact will be even stronger. The painting itself stands as a rich, atmospheric cityscape that would appeal widely.
✨ In short: Your work presents Amsterdam as both a jewel of light and reflection, and as a city of indulgence, history, and resilience—especially relevant in the context of lockdown.