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A story about traffic jams 

London Taxi Jam  Oh Man Were in a jam  Traffic galore smog in store You know the score  From London to Manchester Ques galore and theres more Busy rush hour on the hour In a shower with no power  Taxi drivers buzzin about Givin a shout Cockney rhyming slang  Its there twang Whilst stressed commuters are  Stuck on the bus  makin a fuss  the cattle wagon Hot and sweaty The feelings heavy and ive just started  someones farted  hells bells it smells,  and too many stops   and im not messin people Stressin Ticket dodgers stressin me out just wanna shout  you’re a lout Get off the bus Your makin me cuss You piece of puss  Standin room only If only Old grandmas  Pram dodgars  People in cars  Just took to the stars  Smelly old men  sit next to them Drunken bums and scums  Sick on the bus    don’t cuss sit next to me  bag on me knee   Big fat bums and Lardy arses  Squashed to the glass in second class its not class fit lass just passed wish it would last  Wheel chair users bruisers and losers school kids messin  and im not fessin    Loud conversations in me ear don’t want to hear Ya Jibber jabber Stop your gabber Your all flabber  Someone smoking pot  And its too hot You’ve gotta nerve  Weirdos talkin in me ear Don’t fear  Give a cheer when we get off the bus   London Traffic jam  do me a favour  stop and savour  Get out of your car And ride a bike Its not shite   Feel the wind in your face  At your own pace  Its no disgrace  face the fact   too many cars on the road it’s a load of  1 person drivers costin fivers  Aragant drivers,  Four by four cars, sports cars  Audis, bmws,  Mercedes there all from hades  Then theres Comuters like computers  Poundin the street with heavy feet  To the sound of the street Heads stuck in Mobile phones your like drones Trudgin the street  no heart beat Daily grind on yer mind But never mind   just take a bus no fuss Or ride a bike  And im sure youl like  The free love highway It’s the only way  For a stress free day That’s what I say    

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I was moved to tears with the sad loss of our Queen. so I thought I would pay my tribute to Queen Elizabeth II. 

She was a constant symbol of strength and loyalty in a world of turmoil. Rest in peace your majesty and God bless.

Tribute by Andrew Alan Matthews

As the sun sets on the Queens Reign

We look back on her life 

She had a full life 

Steadfast and loyal

She was Royal

70 years on the throne

96 when she died 

We cried 

Went to Balmoral 

she had morals 

Devotion and service 

She gave her life to service 

The UK and commonwealth 

Head of state 

she was respected 

so its expected

well mourn her loss 

So rest in peace your majesty 

We will remember 

What you did 

True loyalty 

You were royalty 

Affection, constancy

You gave buoyancy 

For the nation 

Steadfast and loyal 

You were royal 

And now 

we look on 

To the future 

King Charles the third 

Your son 

will now reign 

And gain the crown 

So God save the King 

Well sing 

and

As the sun sets on the Queens Reign

We look back on her life 

She had a full life 

Steadfast and loyal

She was Royal

70 years on the throne

96 when she died 

We cried 

So

Rest in peace your majesty 

You were our majesty 

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 a video of how the biased media and governments control everything you do 

Biased media  Controlled by Governments And the powers that be  Cant you see   They just wanna see  People like you and me kept in control   And kept in the dark   Its the dark art Of politics   Don’t report on real issues  Give me the tissues   Cos there tryin  to dumb us down  im givin a frown  in a lockdown town They say its all about  Going green  I could scream  Cos there lining there own pockets   Yeah there pick pockets  Taxing the common people to death  Till yer last breath   From clean air zones  TAX TAX TAX  And the VAX   Its all going up But don’t give up    Yeah they make me laugh  They think im daft  but we all know the truth  Hidden agendas From the powers that be  Cant you see   So wake up to the facts  They wont show em on tv  Cos people like you and me  Are kept in the dark   Yeah it’s the dark arts  Of a new world order  There pushing on  Wish they were gone  But no there still in control   A new world order  Its out of order   They want to control  Everything you do  From where you go  To what you do   You haven’t a clue  Whats in store for you   Wars and rumours of wars  Against gods people  Don’t be sheeple  Give power to the people   So yeah Biased media  Controlled by Governments And the powers that be  Cant you see   They wanna see  People like you and me kept in control   that’s there end goal 

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 A story about a rich London man looking down on a homeless man 

The London Eye  In the sky so high   Water rushin by This London guy  Hes toffy nose    Sits on the thames  In Mercedes benz   Drives me round the benz   Cos hes a stuck up git  Lookin like a tit  I just wanna hit  This toffy nose git   Drives round London  Thinks he owns the place  hes a disgrace  in yer face   looks down at you  thinkin yer poo   With a toffy nose  look Upon his face   Rich mummy and daddy  Pays for everything  Cars, money  And even the honey   Model sits next to him  Havin a gin and a sin   Yeah Shes the honey  Everyone wants Mingles with the rich She s a bitch With rubber lips  And Fake tits   Toffy nose gets  up me nose   everyone knows  the feeling grows   cos he gets it  handed on a plate   not worked a day in his life  no trouble and strife   gets to have a life   cos im the man  sittin on the street  With a cup at me feet  Yeah im the homeless man   Just help me man   Ive had no luck man   But he looks at me  Tryin to flee  And With a toffy nose look  on his his face   Get a job ya yob  He says to me   Hes free   Yeah   The London Eye  In the sky so high   Water rushin by This London guy  Hes toffy nose Everyone knows   Hes just a tit   And a git   He don’t give a shit  

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A story about the prime minister on a power trip raising taxes and vaxes

Politician on a mission  To clean up town  Hes getting down  With a frown  In a lockdown town  hes a clown  workin for the crown  yeah hes an Eton man  does all he can hes a funny man  carryin the can    So he passed a bill  to stop makin you ill   it give him a thrill  in the chill of the night  on a London night  So we all got the jab  from the lab  and isn’t it sad   but im glad   cos were all outa lockdown  getting down  with the government clown   yeah there showin me stats  every day and night  givin me a fright in London tonight    cos there  dumbin us down  and makin me frown  in a lockdown town  cos its all about money  theres no more honey  to foot the bill  so hes raising taxes   we took it up our jacksies  but what can he do   isn’t it poo   so people look on  from the banks of the Thames  parliament on water   and I aughta  Tell me daughter   Don’t trust em any more  Ill tell you the score There knockin on me door  For more   So Yeah  Politician on a mission  To clean up town  Hes getting down  With a frown  In a lockdown town  hes a clown   workin for the crown  weve all got a frown        

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A story about how we handed over control to the Afghan people we left them an army but the army lay down there arms and let the Taliban take over the country 

The Taliban Terrorist Taken over again  Spreadin fear  Gonna come over hear  With an afghan tear  And we can hear   British soldiers shout   What was it all about  lost there lives  legs, arms and eyes everybody cries  at the Taliban lies   yeah soldiers wonder  did they make a mark in the afghan heart  well I’ll just start by saying   yes you did our kid   tried to stop the rot  of a terrorist plot  and ive not forgot  the sacrifice you made with a terrorist blade   tried to bring positive vibes  to the afghan tribes   left your mark  in the afghan dark   but what can you do  when theres corruption  through and through   they just laid down there arms  without a fight  in the afghan night   yeah we left them with an army  to fight the Taliban  we did all we can  so stop carryin the can   its Afghanistan   we cant solve there problems  cos they live in the dark ages  and through the ages  they want you in cages   people rages  cos Afghan people  just want a better life  with no trouble or strife   but now the talibans back we cant hold em back  and theyl attack in time  theyl bide there time  in the afghan grime    so Yeah  The Taliban Terrorist Taken over again  Spreadin fear  Gonna come over hear  With an afghan tear  And we can hear   British soldiers shout   What was it all about  lost there lives  legs, arms and eyes everybody cries   at the Taliban lies  

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A story about London gangs today

London Gangs of today  Ive just got to say  stay away  theres lots of crime today   from the Mali Boys, ACG and NPK thousands of Londoners  in gangs today  leads to violence  a life of crime  all the time   Murder  Armed robbery  Theres more I could mention  Some are in detention   Yeah Londons capital  Is full of crime Dangerous criminals  Walk on the street  In the summer heat   Police try there best  To arrest the rest  Its a test   Cos crime its there all the time  From machete attacks  Givin whacks  And heart attacks  To crack heads on spice  Its not nice   Yeah London Gangs of today  Ive just got to say  stay away  theres lots of crime today 

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 A story about fake news on TV 

News on the box  Everyone flocks  For news at ten  Big ben strikes again Dummin us down  Im givin a frown   Yeah news presenters  from around the world Tellin fake news   They only tell you  What they want you to know  Don’t cover the real issues  That we have today   Yeah dummin you down  Im givin a frown  They tell there own point of view  And hidden agendas   Only report on there version of events   Don’t report on real issues   In fear of civil unrest   So il get it off me chest   Fake news comes from the top  Don’t tell the true stories  We all should know   In fear  We’l get the truth   Cos well hit the roof   Yeah News on the box  Everyone flocks  For news at ten  Big ben strikes again To tell us again   Dummin us down   Im givin a frown   Get out a town      

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 A story about people on there mobile phones all day long 

Mobile phones  Your like drones  Walkin on the street  No heartbeat   Lookin at yer phones  With Headphones on  Your nearly gone   In a world of your own With a selfie here  And a selfie there   I swear   Just get a life  Put down yer phone  And look around  Theres a world out there  Don’t you care Stop pouting   Cos Im shouting  You may look nice  On the photo you took   But Don’t you know  Its vane  Drivin me insane  Goin cross the grain   You’re all the same Its drainin me life away   So ive just got to say   Your like drones  On mobile phones   Do something with your life  Make a difference   I don’t want to see  Your tea on yer knee  Or a pouting picture  To say  come look at me  Cos ill just flee   Produce something worthwhile  And then ill smile   So yeah Mobile phones  Your like drones  Walkin on the street  No heartbeat  So Give me a treat  And get off your phone  Don’t stay home  Have a roam  And meet real people  For once in yer life  Then you can have a life  With no trouble and strife        

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A song about a criminal on the banks of the river Thames London 

 Yeah London calling On the banks of the thames  Cos A riots takin place  And Its in yer face   The Crims are all busy  And Its makin me dizzy  Cos there down by the river  Yeah Londons calling  on the banks of the thames  Police buzzin about  Tryin to catch this lout   civil unrest  And You know It’s a test   Cos Londons callin  on the banks of the Thames   You say your all woke  And You know it’s a joke  So Just smoke  Cos Your gonna croak  Cos were down by the river   And londons callin  from the banks of the thames   racial tensions runnin high  For this guy  Cos He’l never rest  After the arrest  Cos londons callin  from the banks of the thames  Thinks hes being profiled  And defiled  You know hes getting riled  and wild   Cos hes Down by the river   And londons callin  From the banks of the thames   truth is  Hes a low life  He carries a knife  gives you trouble and strife  down by the river  cos londons callin from the banks of the thames   hes breakin the law  an outlaw  Down by the river   Cos londons callin  On the banks of the thames   knifeman on the loose  Theres no excuse   down by the river   just lock him up  and throw away the key   Cos Londons callin  from the banks of the thames   down by the river  

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 A story about how illegal economic immigrants are giving a bad name to the true refugee 

The true Refugee there tryin to flee A war  its raw they thank god  For bringin them to safety   Passed through Italy and France   Through every safe country  On the way here   the true refugee now has   one thing on there mind  Make it to Great Britain  To get a place to live  And benefits galore   there not satisfied you see With Italy, France or Germany  or any other safe country in fact they want to live in Great Britain  were the streets are paved with gold  and you know  I don’t blame them  wanting to Live in Great Britain  The best country in the world I would be the same in there shoes   but we cant take them all in  they should be processed  from the country they land in   distributed around the world  to take there fair share   and when the war is over  help them get back  to there country of origin  help them rebuild there country  in the best way we can   So yeah the true refugee  They were tryin to flee war  Its still raw  There knockin on the door  Just change the law Cos the illegal economic immigrant  Is giving a bad name  To the true refugee  Who are just tryin to flee War  You know its raw We all know the score  So there now in London  An overcrowded city  Lookin on the bank of the thames   Trying to make a new life   Yeah they’ve got a life  With no trouble and strife  

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A story about big ben 

This is Big Ben  Westminster subway by night It shines a light For the country tonight  From Big ben      To news at ten   It strikes again  Big Ben steeped in history Were slaves to history designed in 1859  by  Augustus Pugin  hes Boogyin       neo-Gothic style    just smile  yeah Big Ben     smile on your face               the clock face 300 foot tall    its  not small Has 334 steps   don’t mess  Big Ben  has five bells  Named after  Sir Benjamin Hall,   he was on the ball Or boxing champion  Benjamin Caunt.  He Don’t haunt  Just flaunt  A Victorian mechanism     gives recognition  as Big Ben tolls on the hour Don’t look sour      It’s a clock tower  and boy does it shine as beacon For the arch deacon And now that im speakin  Its now called Elizabeth Tower  a British icon of power tolls on the hour  even in a shower so don’t glower    its an iconic clock tower     

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Hi everybody here is a painting and video of St Pauls Cathedral London, a story about a homeless person looking to God for help. by Andrew Alan Matthews. hope you like it 

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A bit of history

St Paul's Cathedral is an Anglian Cathedral in London and is the seat of the Bishop of London. The cathedral serves as the mother church  of the Diocese of London It is on Ludgate Hill at the highest point of the City of London and is a Grade I listed building Its dedication to Paul the Apostle dates back to the original church on this site, founded in AD 604. The present structure, dating from the late 17th century, was designed in the English Baroque style by Sir Christopher wren. Its construction, completed in Wren's lifetime, was part of a major rebuilding programme in the city after the great fire of London The earlier Gothic cathedral Old st Pauls Cathedral largely destroyed in the Great Fire, was a central focus for medieval and early modern London, including Pauls Walk and St Pauls Churchyard being the site of St Pauls Cross.

The cathedral is one of the most famous and recognisable sights of London. Its dome, surrounded by the spires of Wren's City churches, has dominated the skyline for over 300 years. At 365 ft (111 m) 

Story by Andrew Alan Matthews

St Pauls Cathedral 

Stands tall and proud

As the crowd 

Walks on by 

A London sky 

Ludgate hill 

Highest point of the city 

Its sitting pretty 

the heart of the city 

Choir sounds 

Fill the air 

Of this heavenly place 

Christians in yer face 

And as the people approach 

They look on this view 

London on cue 

Cos it’s a Sunday morning 

Gods a callin 

homeless mans bawlin 

and crawlin

Looks on in awe 

Drops his jaw 

Its raw 

And hes sore 

Cos hes had a sleepless night 

been in a fight 

had a fright 

on the streets

when will it end 

he needs a friend 

so he looks to God 

and his dog 

sniffs the air 

people stop and stare 

do they care 

he doesn’t know 

he needs a place to go 

so he walks up the street 

shuffling his feet 

to a homeless Beat 

will he meet his maker 

shaker maker 

quaker 

or a heart breaker 

so yeah 

St Pauls Cathedral 

Stands tall and proud

As the crowd 

Walks on by 

A London sky

https://youtu.be/tWrNU4tZWDs

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